motherchucker

so i spent the day at my mom's place. shes struck by the flu and i was there to rub in her face that i never get sick ;D ;D LOL this is what my mom did to me today:

• she asked me if i watched.. PORN! 

• she admitted that she hated my ex because he had stupid hair

• she tried to lie about the CONDOMS that i found in her drawer D: 

vee: MOM WHAT IS THIS! /points
mom: oo.. i.. um got them in a magazine!
vee: HOW COME I DONT GET ANY IN MY MAGAZINES!
mom: O____O ILL SUE THEM IF THEY GIVE IT OUT IN YOUR MAGAZINES!

• she killed a bug.. ON MY FACE! /slap

• she told me about the arranged marriage that she had set up for me with a family friend. (yeah she does this a lot. apparently im promised to another 1873872648175 people ==")

eugh. anyhoo, just did some oldschool google chroming and found backstage pictures of the Miu Miu Fall/Winter 2009 Collection. the photos look cool. i wanna work backstage of a fashion show one day (Y) hrms. beee killahh, maybe i can design Optimus Prime inspired suits! HOW MOTHERFOCKEN SICK IS THAT! RAHRAHRAH ;D 

oh btw. i tried but it wont come out. i tried to take photos of my purple hair but it wont come out. i'll try tomorrow in natural light ;D

party like a rockstar, xoxo