so it ends here, bro

at the beginning of the year, some friends and i had sat down and made a list of things i should do this year. i kind of abandoned my list half way through the year, however i managed to accomplish a few things without knowing it.

this year i have..
- got drunk at andrew's + tai's after many talks with friends, fine. i admit it lol)
- got slapped by Uyen Hoang at her birthday party, i got her back :D
- stole something over ten dollars eric's Polo Black Ralph Lauren
- tagged sister-in-law's couch ROFL no i did not write my name on it.. i sat on it with my bare bottom!
- eat AB - crawled through a window (during a boring physics lesson)
- rolled on a random's lawn at the twin's birthday
- purchased G Star jeans at the L.A.X. boxing day sale :)
- purchased 12* pairs of shoes *orignal goal was 20 pairs, but i managed more than half ;D
- climbed a tree in Renmark on a family trip
- attended a wog party Ellie's 16th (Y)
- started a blog
- played pool
- vandalized a teacher's property Mr. McEvoy's drink bottle, i had changed his name 'Eoin' to 'Oink' mehs something along those lines
- go to formal attended Christian Brother's College formal, Our Lady of the Sacred Heart College formal and Blackfriars formal (Y)
- dressed like Uyen Hoang to school tried to wear eyeliner and fuzzy hair /failed lol
- get a xxx wax ladies, trust me.. it doesnt hurt :)
- grow my nails they got freakishly long, eventually i got peer pressured to cut them lol
- talk to a stoner sat at the beginning of Rundle Mall and was stuck in a conversation with a stoner who offered me some of his fruit box =="
- touch a boob :) Valando's left boob (Y) she forgot to wear a bra one day and bams. you got VEE'D! LOL

hrms. for 2010, i'm going to write a new list :) and i will achieve everything on that list! NO MATTER WHAT! i want to make 2010 a good year for myself as i become 'legal' at the end of that year and i finish my highschool years. not to mention.. wtf bro, it's 2010!? bloody future shit if you ask me ;) any suggestions on what i should do next year?

hope you all had a good 2009 and for those who didnt, erase the tape and start over. it's never to late and its much more healthy to start a new year with a positive attitude rather than left over emo-strokes from the previous year. HAPPY MOTHERFUCKN NEW YEAR PEEPS! drink away your sorrows, dance away your problems and scream at the top of your lungs :)

live your life to the fullest, xx

dayam you's a sexy bitch

WHOOPP! my last post abt christmas was my 69th post! LOL well at least it says so. /shrugs thought that was cool. lol



on boxing day, a close family friend got married. wedding wasn't very 'bright'. im not a fan of weddings, i go for the food so it kinda evens out. lol i wore the Razak dress my sister-in-law and her sister bought for me and kinda rushed my make up and hair. mehs it was actually fair boring and awkward for everyone. mmms, either way, im happy for that guy and the bride was fckn gorgeous even if she was an import from vietnam :)

well christmas is over. BOXING DAY SALES STARTED! they started on sunday. for the first time i actually made an effort to go to these things.. on the actual first day. it was apeshit! i got told david jones was opening at 7am. LIAR! got there at 7.30am and there was already a line. a line full of international people as they already live in town. lol lucky bastards D:

made it onto tv for a split second as channel 9 was filming the turnout of the boxing day sales. i did turn to the camera and said 'HI MOM!' but i guess that cut that part out :( lol the l.a.x sale was apeshit! farkkk, there was a line and the prices on the garments.. REDONKULOUS! i spent a fair bit there. purchased several pairs of demin shorts, a pair of jeans, a few singlets and some boardies :)

after town, my sister-in-law and i headed home for some AB. then we headed out again! lol this time with my mother, father and uncle. we had some relatives from perth down for christmas.. which i had no idea abt. LOL and they were leaving. before they left we went to harbourtown for some more exciting shopping :D lol i didnt buy much, a jumper (yeah i knwo its summer, shh), a jacket for my lover, a pair of flats and a singlet. then we headed to the aiport.

LOL. we got to the airport and we had to wait for the perth people to check in. my sister and i was not aware of the time so we decided to head into Witchery at the Adelaide Airport. LOL mommy followed us and we all asumed there wasnt gonna be anything that wouldve 'attracted' us. oh were we wrong or what! LOLOL 20 mins later, my daddy and uncle walks into the shop and i was like.. 'are they ready?' (gets ready for the sad goodbye face lol) daddy replied 'they already left' ROFL! we didnt say goodbye to them.. why? because we were shopping. LOLOL either way sister bought a nice belt and i bought mommy a nice shirt :)

verdict of the sales? fair good. i'm not much of a shopper, honestly i dont enjoy shopping that much and i shop for the wrong things. i still havent found a person that i can actually shop with and just never had the time or money to shop. however for the past week, i've spent over 2k :( dont really knwo where the money's coming from nor do i know how much is left. on sunday alone, i spent 950$+ no more spending for me until mid next yr! lol

did anyone go to the sales and buy anything exciting? xx

go get them Pikachu!

MERRY CHRISTMAS DOUCHE&GOOB READERS AND HOPING YOU ALL A HAPPY NEW YEAR! wishing you and your family a happy and safe holiday :)





how was christmas ya'll? lol i got woken up early in the morning to open up presents. i didnt get any, i just had to take pictures of the kids opening theirs! LOL my sister decided to buy a christmas tree.. ON CHRISTMAS EVE after wrapping all the presents. however she never got around to it, then she went off to a party and i was in charge of setting up the presents downstairs. i got some vases together and stuck a yellow paper star on top. looks pretty kellah aye ;)

i'm not usually a christmas person, never really gave presents nor celebrated it. but this year.. i ended up blowing off 1.2k in four days without knowing it. spending it all on presents for everyone :)
neice - whole lot of crafty stuff
nephew - Transformer 2: Bubblebee toy
mother - Stella top and a Regatta top
father - Blaq dress shirt
uncle - pair of Blaq shorts
oldest brother - Big W (LOL) boxers and chocolate
other brother - Oroton wallet
sister-in-law - Christian Dior Poison perfume
brothers girlfriend - Chopard Wish perfume
sister-in-law's sister - Britney Spears Fantasy perfume
Julie - sunscreen (LOL cuz im racist and she's cambo)
my lover - a Polo Ralph Lauren wallet
my lover's mother - Lanvin Arpege perfume
cousin - Highschool Musical Mug
younger cousin - Twilight book
other younger cousin - Havianas
Hieu&Sinh - cn't tell cuz they read this blog lol
aunties, other uncles and relatives - Lindt chocolate

Julie gave me a box of Macca's cookies and a voucher to Betts that she won (we were doing KK with a litmit of 5$ lol), my sister-in-law and her sister gave me a Razak dress and my lover got me a lovely Pandora bracelet :)




what did you guys buy your family members and received for christmas? xx

according to you

so guess what douches and goobs? i have a job. mehs its not very exciting nor fun but i just thought i'd tell you guys :) so anyone wanna take a guess what i do? LOLOL gyeahs, i do it illegally. i sort cherries up in the hills (Y) LOL! i dont know where it is.. but it's an hour drive from my house to the place. i stand around for 8 hours and pick out the rotten or damaged cherries which go though the belt thing on the sorting table. LOLOL can you imagine the excitement i get when i come across a really really rotten cherry? I JUMP FOR JOY BEEYOTCH ;D im kidding. its the most disgustingest thing i've seen all month. /shakes

the pay's alright. sucky thing is that.. theyre making me work on CHRISTMAS, BOXING DAY AND NEW YRS! i dont finish this thing until the 10th of January. if i take a day off, there goes 100$. yes thats right, i'm earning approximately 100$ a day ;D ;D hell tiring, you stand for like 8 hours. you dont sit down until lunch :( got hell leg cramps and stuff. this job requires me to get my ass out of bed at and out the door by 5.10am then it's a fuckn one hour drive to the cherry farm D:

my ipod's hold button is not holding! dear santa, can i please have a new ipod for christmas :)

what's the most interesting job that you ever had? if you have not ever had a job, what job do you think is the coolest?

cus i'm a free bitch, baby!

on the 4th of december was my 17th birthday. mmms, i dont enjoy my birthdays. something bad always happens. this year i tried to avoid doing anything that could prevent something bad from happening. mehs, it didnt work. on the day that marked my 17th birthday, i got kicked out of the house. i've had that threat used against me for ages, just my sister never got around to doing it. but that day, on my actual birthday, i got the boot.

the night was spent with some girlfriends at a karaoke bar and pancake house. i havent been to a karaoke bar for ages, just never had people to go with and never had the time to. but from this day on.. i am gonna go more often cuz singing helps me release my anger. my voice may sound very pleasant and may break a few windows but i dont care :) the food at pancake house wasnt so bad, the kranskies were awesome! honestly, the pancakes at pancake house arent even that good =="

either way, yeah my disappearance once again. it's not that im not motivated to blog this time. it's just i dont have the internet too :( kinda sad aye. /change of topic love is in the air once again. the love bug has flown around and has farted on everyone! feeling dirty aye? LOL im madly in love with my block of rocky road :D

so readers of this awesome blog ROFL what are you expecting in your stockings this christmas? last yr, my boyfriend at that time and i played a game. the aim of the game was to get each other a present below 5$ :) honestly, it's hard to find something nice for a special someone for 5 bucks. he cheated though, he had a friend who worked at a bookstore and got that person to sell the Twilight book to him for 5$. i end up making an A5 scrapbook :D it was pretty cool. i wish i photographed it, the scrapbook was my art journal, so it had random sketches. i stuck heaps of colourful paper and heaps of photos of us in it. mmms memories do fuck you over aye? LOL

got my report back, isnt very good looking at all. i saw it coming though, so i wasnt that devo :)
ENGLISH COMS - B
MATHS STUDIES - D
AUSTRALIAN STUDIES - A
BIOLOGY - E
ART - A
RELIGION - A

how did ya'll go with your report?

bad romance

so school is officially over. well it ended a while ago. but there were random days when i had to pop into school; such as assemblies and farewells. have also finished my VET corse, Fibre Fashion. above are some girls from my corse, they're bloody awesome. GONNA MISS YOU GUYS HEAPS! ahead, there's approximately 2 months of holidays. 2 months of summer; beaches, bbqs, tanning, dehydration, lust, love, EDWARD CULLEN, movies, migoreng, sleep and picking tomatoes :(

on our last official day of school, to end it officially :) LOL two of my bestest friends and i decided to have lunch together at a local cafe. we've never gone out for lunch together; with the three of us. lunch.. or 'the arvo meal' was.. odd. i had the kid's pasta dish with my one litre of FREE chilled water! LOL honestly, things taste/look better when theyre free. they gave me a glass bottle and a cup with ice. there was a moment when i suddenly spaced out, i took a sip out of my cup of water, placed it back on the table and held the bottle up to my mouth and attempted to drink it! julie saw my actions out of the corner or her eyes and stopped me before the water reached my lips. zomgggg.. then hieu asked me; 'vee, what do you do at home? you dont look liek you do much' D: im suprised that she asked me, did i not look like i do anything? but then again.. WHAT THE EFF DO I DO AT HOME? i live the life of a stoner :D

blog posts arent very amusing, nothing these days has really happened. nor is my memory really coming to me

random question: if a KFC Sweet Chilli Twister and a Hungry Jacks Angry Angus burger was wrestling, who do you think would win? :D

puppy love

been chilling at my mother's house and got to hang out with the mutts today; 4 baby chihuahuas, the mother dog (which i dont like so i refuse to name her), 2 nameless bulldog pups and Bubbie - the long haired chihuahua :) the husky belongs to my brother, photos were taken on sunday night when i was dog sitting it. I LOVE DOGS ;D ;D i like all animals, cept for cats and birds /shakes

once i was in town for an excursion to parliament house. outside the parliament house was a mob of people, there i spotted a dog ;D i went to stroke him, not only did i slip and shoved my finger into his mouth, but i ended up with dog drool all over my hands. we then had to go into the building and teachers and guards would not tell me where the toilets were. i had to walk around with my right hand held out in front of me due to dog hair and slobber for ten mins (Y)

party like a rockstar, xoxo

i'm not dead

so it's been like.. 3 weeks since i've blogged, sorry readers :( i haven't been motivated since my posting thingy ma jiggy isn't working very well

quick recap of the previous 3 weeks (shall elaborate later on in near future):
- i have finished year eleven and is now on holidays
- finished exams: bio&maths studies. fail :) fell asleep in maths studies exam and woke up with numb hands. sat front row and centre, woke up tryna look like.. i only rested my eyes. tried to act casual and lifted my exam booklet up and all my papers flew everywhere due to the high forced aircon (Y)
- dog gave birth to 4 beautiful mice-size chihuahua pups
- cousin brought home a set of bulldog pups, both of them have wrinkly foreheads :D
- brother got a husky, FOR FREE! lucky shit =='
- got a friend sick because i was being a dick and coughed all over my hands and rubbed it on her face. /shrugs didnt think it would work that well! so after her absence from shcool the next day, i went to visit her and got her a cactus :D
- have got some of my teeth taken out, preperation for braces in jan 2010 (Y)the bastard yanked out my teeth and dropped it down my throat BUT because i got like 5 numbing injections, i couldnt feel my throat nor anythign in my mouth. he then dived his fingers down my throat and tried to grab it! not knowing what it was, i accidently swallowed my saliva, pushing the tooth further down my throat ==' dentist's finger made me gag and i ended up coughing up the tooth half way across the room! true story :) LOL i shall photograph my teeth some day!
- i am now gap-toothed!
- i had pet ducklings for like.. 1.5days until i had to release them into the wild :(
- have been tanning under the sweet sweet sun. my knees are black!
- discovered a knew way to wear nail polish. gonna try to make it my trademark; wearing nail polish only on one hand! LOL. left hand, as i paint better with my right hand ;D LOL
- i walked around school for 3days straight with a watch drawn on my left wrist. 'WHAT TIME IS IT? IT'S 3 O'CLOCK ;D'
- two closest friends have got their P's. i'm still thinking about getting my L's!
- went out with the ex for a movie and catch up. he seems more of an asshole (Y) honestly, girls dont like it when they go out with you and you point out other girls and calling them 'hot'. OR even asking abt their friends 'oh who's that.. IS SHE HOT?' you desperate shit, grow some balls.
- summer's around the corner and major heat wave (LOVE IT) but have not had the chance to hit the bay =\
- havent been able to catch up with my other close friends.
- have caught up with a lot of my primary school friends, it's pretty cool. facebook's my savior :P LOL
- project: making a stuffed toy for my design teacher's friend's baby shower. i'm getting paid for it (Y) with the lack of sewing skills, i'm finding it very hard =='
- my sister probably got stabbed with another aboriginal spear again, she's such a freaken tool. she probably got hit be a boomerang too, she almost ran over an old lady today and hit a reversing car. WHAT A MOTHERFUCKN BLOWJOB!
- read a book for english; Voodoo Dolls by Leah Giarratano. was about VIETNAMESE serial killers. it was very exciting reading abt a douche on a killing spree with the same last name as me :) and also ATTEMPTED to read The Host by Stephanie Meyer. fail, dont like it and it's confusing.
- spent a saturday night youtubing mychonny clips. sent one to my friend-who-is-allergic-to-everything and he laughed soo hard, he needed his puffer! LMFAO
- went for house captain for my sports team at school. didnt get it, didnt really want it. only did it for fun and to add competition. apparently i was the well-known wog chick's 'biggest threat'! thats good enough for me. congrats to her though, im happy for her :D
- i emailed my english teacher, asking for an extention. because i was sick and drugged by cough meds and he never replied, i had an adrenaline rush and emailed him a couple of days after, having a fit at him. /shakes not only did he hunt me down when i got back to school, BUT HE NEVER GOT MY FRIST EMAIL. poor guy got an email from me saying 'FINE THEN! DONT REPLY!' LOL

party like a rockstar, xoxo

take me to lego land

HELP! can someone please help me with the setting on my blogger. yes, i shall admit; i dont like technology much and have no idea how to work out these settings.

you know the settings for posting blog posts? well mine was set on the 'old editor' and i was just fooling around, i clicked 'new editor' or whatevers. next thing you know it. i didnt really like it and i wanted to go back to the old editor so i went through settings and changed it. now it's this bogan page thing. where i cant change the font of my blog, and when i upload pictures, all these words come up instead.

i seriously need help with setting the.. setting :D if anyone reads this and actually understands my problem, please leave a comment. that's be awesome (:

party like a rockstar, xoxo

peanut butter and jelly sandwich

i was going through my camera before and found photos of the jade Buddha that came to Adelaide a few weeks ago, i had totoally forgot to blog it. yeah it probably sounds douchey but i found it pretty killah. daddy made me stand on the stool and touch the jade Buddha. it felt awesome :)

i also found this 'wish' that this kid made pretty funny. i think the task was to write a wish on a bird shaped piece of paper and stick it on the trees at the temple.



also got to catch up with some old friends. we stood around and talked about parties, mosquitoes and gossip (Y) mummy also bought me this bracelet, which is supose to reduce high blood pressure. I HAVE A LOW BLOOD PRESSURE! LOL i havn't really taken a photo of it though.




i also watched The Ugly Truth last night. i loved it. it's a freaken good movie. i dont really like that chick, i think she's a tad boring but she did alright in this movie :) me and my mate, Tai had a pretty kellah convo before. LOL

I say:
so tai, how often do you flick your bean
I say:
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
taiquach. says:
LOL
taiquach. says:
i dont have a bean to flick
taiquach. says:
i yank my camel toe
taiquach. says:
LOL

party like a rockstar, xoxo

survival camp

God I can't do this anymore, though I'll be laid down on the floor, as many feet walk through the door..

I'm not alone.

i've been hit with a bug. a shower or bugs. big hairy, ugly, germ-carrying bugs. yeah either way, i'm sick as a dog. well actually, i'm much better now. i've been coughing non stop, down with a temperature and has had massive migraines. i was coughing so hard, i woke up with sore ribs. the advantage of being sick was that i got to miss out on a whole week of school. my maximum has only been 2 days for the past few years, not unless it was chicken pox. either way, i feel like im on a painful holiday. all i do is sleep, eat, take drugs and sleep again. i've been drugged with SEVERAL types of drugs for the past 5 days, this includes 5 different types of cough meds, and a shitload of othe pills. the disadvantage of being sick is that i miss my friends A LOT and the weather outside is bloody awesome, yet i can't enjoy it :(

i want to go to the beach and get a tan. i wanna be able to sweat under the sun, not from my bloody blanket ==' COUGH COUGH GO AWAY, COME AGAIN ANOTHER DAY!

anyhoo, the weekends here. horrible for me, i have a shitload of hwk to tackle D:

- English Macbeth vs. Matrix Essay
- English Book Review + Poster (reading The Host By Stephenie Meyer)
- Maths Studies Test (revise revise revise)

- Art backup

- Biology Test (WHICH WAS SUPPOSE TO BE LAST TERM! LOL)

doesnt sound like much, but i've missed out a week's of school and have practically just rolled out of bed, not to mention the beautiful is such a distraction /shakes

oh btw, it was my beloved twin's bithday on wednesday.

HAPPY MOTHERFUCKN BIRTHDAY VU!

he's not actually my biological twin, though that would be mad! our names are fairly alike, Vee + Vu LOL but gyeahs, we USED TO look alike :P either way, love this guy unconditionally (Y)

and also, I AM THE WINNER OF THE GLOWSTICK CHALLENGE! for those who dont know what it was, it was a challenge between me and my mate, Kevin Junio. the aim of the game was to see who could keep their glowstick, GLOW OR NO GLOW on their wrist the longest. its been 2 months and a bit and Kevin rocked up to a party GLOWSTICK-LESS. therefore i win, and he has to get a body part pierced ~ doubt he'll do it though, chicken shit :P

the two photos above are proof of Kevins right and left arm. no glow, mate /shakes

ladies i need help. i need to find a good fitting strapless/convertable bra. i bought some Triumph ones the other day, but they fit extremely odd ==' got any advice? :)

party like a rockstar, xoxo

just shoot me

did i ever tell you that i absolutely hate my birthday? why? because every year that i become older, i get treated more like a prisoner. everyone makes mistakes, yet when i make them.. its like i murdered someone, the blood is still on my hands? everyone turns their back on me and refuses to trust me ever again..

i came home late today, 20 mins later than usual time. i blame the new bus route time table, the bus took forever to come. got into the house and my sister in law questions why i was late, i tell her the bus. as i walk up the stairs, she rants on about how i'm always lying? IM LYING? she rants on about how i'm always lying and thinking that shes stupid. i never lied to her. it takes fuckn years to get home, we've been through this before.

i've been down with a really sore throat and have been coughing a lot, i wouldnt call it a cold though. either way, thats been killing me. i get home, coughing liek a mad bitch, i then get accused of doing somethign that i didnt do, and get this.. /drum roll. I GET KICKED OUT OF THE HOUSE (Y) oh man, hands down it sucks to be me. so atm, i'm to finish yr eleven and then to move out.

i know my life may not be the worse at the moment, as there are other kids out there suffering from all different types of problems. but out of all the people that i know, my life would have to win the gold medal for beiing the biggest lump of shit. what pisses me off if that i get no say in anything, i have no time to explain nor does anyone bother to listen..

life is unfair ayes? i honestly can not put up with any of this. whenever i mention to anyone that i live away from my parents, with my siblings. they get hell jump and their faces fill with envy. complimenting on how lucky i am to be away from my parents and to be living in such a 'high class' area. its not, not when youre sister in law's a raging bitch with a aborignal spear up her fat ass.

oh my fuckn god. if i didnt have a soar throat and my voice was perfectly normal, i would stand at my balcony and yell at my fuckn drungo neighbor.. HE'S GOING OFF WITH HIS DRUMSET AGAIN! YOU CNT BLOODY PLAY YOU MORON =='

fuckn devo.

now jump up, lets go crazy

deep apologies for not commiting to this blog, havent been home enough to blog on a regular basis. holidays have just ended and the last term of yr eleven is at it's beginning. yesterday was the first day of the term and for some reason, it felt like it was mid-term. weather was terrible and nothing new happened. holidays were a blur, didnt get up to much. the break began with lunch with the ex (which was mega awkward) and concluded with an 18th birthday party. 

10oct09; ANDREW & TAI'S JOINT 18TH
i cant remember much. everyone kept saying i disappeared, and there is a large extent of random photos which i do not remember taking. music could've been a tad better but it was a good way to end the holidays :) it was funny coming to school and listening to stories about me from my friends. apparently i was chasing after a car, and i'm an annoying drunk. LOL happy effin birthday boys, love you guys xoxo

today, a friend came and picked me up and we crashed at his house. we just chilled, watch youtube clips and caught up. his friends ended up driving me home, they smoked the whole way ==' so i came home smelling like a ciggie and lynx! LOL /shakes

party like a rockstar, xoxo