we have to take our clothes off, we have to party all night

5 weeks of school has past and I have not done jackshit ==" NOOOO MOTIVATIONNNNNN! sigh soo all last week, I've been running around worrying about my food&hospitality assignment; come up with a desert and main+salad and make it with a partner. Julie and I made 'Cheesecake Brownies'+white chocolate strawberries and oysters+greek salad. The brownies were edible but still a fail, they came out too dry and the chocolate burnt D: BUT the white chocolate strawberries were ORGASMIC! no joke, those who haven't not tried it, buy a box of strawberries (medium sized, not too big) and some white cooking chocolate; melt the chocolate, dip the strawberries in and leave aside to set. Do multiple layers of chocolate because it'll just go transparent, you;ll know what I'm on about when you make it (Y) The oysters+greek salad was fair alright, was disappointed with the size of the oysters.. THE WERE THE SIZE OF YOUR BIG TOE! HORRIBLE.

Weekend has been fair alright, did not go out. Sister-in-laws becoming a grumpy caveman again, she's been giving me attitude all weekend zzz Saturday morning; volleyball game.. PISSED THE FUCK OUT OF ME! Some of the girls came late and we had to forfeit. FUCKKKAAAA YOOOOOOOU! D: The crashed at the mister's house then went home, chilled, then the childhood bestfriend came over, then the mister came over.. then my whole family came over. Good old bonding time (Y) LOL Spent the rest of the night just gossiping and catching up over some Cadbury Rocky Road :D Received a phonecall at like 3am, don't you just hate it when you find out that your ex is running around town acting like a tough cunt :) douche!
4 MORE WEEKS TIL HOLIDAYS :) xx

Dear Mr. Pringle and Mr. Monopoly, you both have epic moustaches!

I must say, awesome start to the week today. I'm usually not too fond of mondays, I get hell sleepy and slack and just ceebs with everything :D Well meh, today started off alright; slept in, late for school, slept in english, nodded in&out in media and for design my class went to see an exhibition. The work's pretty good, I for sure will never be able to make something half as good ==" Got there and decided to roll down the small hill with Karina. Fail! We ended up really itchy and felt extremely uncomfortable throughout the exhibition D:

Anyhoo, after the exhibition, Hieu Xenia and I went back to Xenia's 'crib'. Awkward ride back, we were cranking 'Sexy Bitch' and a white celica pulls up next to us and the driver turns his head around and stared, we also turned around aswell to stare then burst into laughter, yeah sounds douchey of us but it was one of them 'you had to be there moments'! LOL Xenia's home was fuckn amazing! I WAS THE FIRST ASIAN TO STEP IN IT! YEAHHH BEEYOTCH ;) Bloody big ass house, you couldn't even imagine what I would've done with that amount of space if I lived there! sigh envy you Xenia. On top of the space, an IKEA furnished home, an outdoor spa, A TRAMPOLINEEEEEEEEEEE!, a sexy couch, bird sculptures and a fridge full of cheese. Talk about my dream house, well i just want the trampoline and fridge but chyeah (Y) LOL

OH OH OH! I had a pretty odd dream last night, I dreamt that I got my L's and was driving a Jeep Cherokee LOLOL I failed miserably though ==" Then i ran over A CROCODILE! and it started to chase after me, I couldn't change gears properly and end up fleeing out of the car and onto a stool (which popped out of no where) then the crocodile turned into a baby leopard.. A TAILKING BABY LEOPARD! the it's mother came out of nowhere and STARTED TO TALK TO ME! She told me to take her son because she didnt want him anymore, I took him and drove off. The suddenly I was in one of my mother's tomato greenhouses, apparently my school had hired my parent's farm for sports day. 100m sprints were held within the lanes of tomatoes, I was competing but some homo had filled my lane up with the picking buckets, I fall, hurt myself and wake up D:

Anyone else had a weird dream last night? LOL xx

Today, I built my husband

ROFL The title speaks for itself :) Meet my husband, Optimus Prime. My lover gave him to me for Valentines Day. Optimus Prime came in a box with Japanese instructions, it took me bloody 1hr 38mins to put him together D: But it was worth it, he looks hauntingly handsome ;D LOL

How was Valentines Day for all those couples out there? My lover and I ended up in good old Chinatown for dinner (Y) I unfortunately was stuck with sharkfin soup whiles he ate rice + salt&pepper squid + honey chicken! SIGH it was so depressing. He got me the Optimus Prime figurine and a box full of chocolate/lollies which is even more depressing because I can't even eat any of it :( It's sometimes hard to process, but I love my lover a truckload :D

Chinese New Years was alright, I wasn't in the mood for it this year. The excitement kind of wears off as you grow older. It's the same thing over and over again; family gatherings, lucky money, gambling, naps, karaoke etc. /shrugs CHUC MUNG NAM MOI BITCHES ;)











talk about photo spam :) hope all is well xx

Wake up in the morning feelin' like Winehouse

Did you know, I coach my school's year 8 volleyball team? LOL Hell weird aye, VEE NGUYEN + SPORT = MAMBO NO. 5! Well I coached my first game today, OLSH vs. MERCEDES. And guess who won ;) aww common, just guess! bet you, you're too chicken to guess.. guess guess guess! Yeah, MERCEDES GOT PUSSY WHIPPED TIL THEY BLED, BEEYOTCH! ROFL The scores were incredible; 21 - 8, 21 - 2, 21 - 9 :D sigh I'm just excited that we won, I got hell nervous on the way there. The other school in the court next to us kept hitting the ball into my back, I hardly felt it due to the aching pain from my braces D:

Asians out there, excited for Chinese New Year? LOL xx

empire state of mind

So today I got my braces put on. THEY ACHE LIKE A FAT BITCH! The pain doesn't bother me as much as the list of foods that I must avoid; CHOCOLATE, CAKES, COOKIES, BISCUITS, CORN ON THE COB, MUSELI BARS, NUTS, ICE CREAM, STICKY FOODS. sigh I havent been able to eat anything today besides packet soup D: Might just stick with packet soup for the first month, the amount of food that gets stuck in my braces is incredible ==" It took forever to get the bread out from lunch! Either way, I cnt even feel what goes into my mouth, I constantly drool, the metal brackets are ripping up the insides of my mouth and I talk with a lipse :(

Has anyone got braces on atm or plan to get them in the near future? xx

if i go crazy then will you still call me superman?

See that crazy grin? It'll never be the same ever again! In less than 12 hours, I shall have them covered in chunks of metal and wire D: Sounds horribly painful. What's sucky is that they stay on for two whole years :( There goes swimming carnival, athletics carnival, formal, graduation, birthdays, my 18th birthday. Going to have to be cautious of what I shove in my mouth now. /sigh

they say goodbye to you too Uyen! lol

Goodbye courageous grin, I will miss you xx

Playschool is dangerous, there are bears in there!

BOLD statements are true.

Appearance:
I am 5'4 or shorter.
I think I'm ugly sometimes.
I have many scars.
I tan easily.
I wish my hair was a different color.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
I have a tattoo.
I am self-conscious about my appearance.
I have/I've had braces.
I wear glasses.
I'd get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free.
I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
I have more than 2 piercings.
I have piercings in places besides my ears.
I have freckles.

Family/Home Life :
I've sworn at my parents.
I've been kicked out of the house.
My biological parents are together.
I have a sibling less than one year old.
I want to have kids someday.
I have children.
I've lost a child.

Embarrassment:
I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
Disney movies still make me cry.
I've snorted while laughing.
I've laughed so hard I've cried.
I've glued my hand to something.I've glued something to my hand
I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
I've had my pants rip in public.

Health:
I was born with a disease/impairment.
I've had stitches.
I've broken a bone.
I've had my tonsils removed.
I've sat in a doctor's office with a friend.
I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
I've had a serious surgery.
I've had chicken pox.

Traveling:
I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
I've been on a plane.
I've been to Canada.
I've been to Niagara Falls.
I've been to Japan.
I've been to America.
I've been to Europe.
I've been to Africa.
I've been to France.

Experiences:
I've been lost in my city.
I've seen a shooting star.
I've wished on a shooting star.
I've seen a meteor shower.
I've gone out in public in my pyjamas.
I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
I've been to a casino.
I've been skydiving.
I've gone skinny dipping.
I've played spin the bottle. just the truth or dare one
I've crashed a car. been in a car accident
I've been skiing.
I've been in a play.
I've met someone in person from the internet.
I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
I've seen the Northern Lights.
I've sat on a roof top at night.
I've played chicken.
I've played a prank on someone.
I've ridden in a taxi.
I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
I've eaten sushi.
I've been snowboarding.

Relationships:
I'm single.
I'm in a relationship.
I'm available.
I'm engaged.
I'm married.
I've gone on a blind date.
I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
I miss someone right now.
I have a fear of abandonment.
I've been divorced.
I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
I've told someone I liked them when I didn't.
I've told someone I didn't like them when I did.
I've kept something from a past relationship.

Sexuality:
I've had a crush on someone of the same gender.
I've kissed a member of the same gender.
I've had sex with more than one person at the same time.
I am a cuddler.
I've been kissed in the rain.
I've had sex outdoors.
I've hugged a stranger.
I have kissed a stranger.
I have had sex with a stranger.

Honesty/Crime:
I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
I have lied to my parents about where I am.
I am keeping a secret from someone.
I've cheated while playing a game.
I've cheated on a test.
I've run a red light. been in a car when it happened
I've been suspended from school.
I've witnessed a crime.
I've been in a fist fight.
I've shoplifted.

Drugs/Alcohol:
I've consumed alcohol.
I've smoked a cigarette. passive smoking
I've smoked pot.
I regularly drink.
I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.

ONE MORE DAY UNTIL I GET MY BRACES ON :D
later fuckers, xx

MOVE BITCH! GET OUT THE WAY!

So it's the 3rd week of school already. Nothing has started.. yet! School has been alright, caught up with a load of friends and the days have been filled with shitloads of laughter and freaky grins :D Subjects have been rather alright and homework hasn't been a shitload. So far there's just been note taking, brain storming ideas and reading. Assignments are waiting around the corner though :(

Weekend was rather good. Friday night went out to eat dinner with the Mister :) Saturday night, attended my best friend's sister's wedding - sadly, I took no photos! It was heaps fun and the food was lovely, I had 6 oysters! SEAFOOOOOOD (Y) The groom's sister went up to sing that Titanic song, honestly no offense but i speak on behalf of the people in that hall, it sounded like a cat being ran over and over by a lawn mower D: Everyone felt violated when she finished and could barely swallow their food /shakes 90's music started to play and I dance with the bride's mom :D A lot of the adults danced on the dancefloor, they did this stepping thing and it looked like they were playing DDR! DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION ;D Sunday was homework day, I read my english novel and headed to the Gilles Street Market. It's wasn't very good, too sunny and hot so wasn't in the mood to 'hunt for bargains' lol

Last week on Friday, Julie and I made Profiteroles. It was this hard-ass pastry puff thing filled with cream and covered in chocolate. It was kinda sickening D: AND I also found a water pistol at school. It's fair fun and it looks hell sexually dirty! LOL


Also during some time last week, my sister had came home with these FUCKING AWESOME drink-sippy bottles. I have no idea where she got them from but they're bloody adorable. My favourite's the green dinosaur :D


Today started horribly; was late for school because my sister-in-law's sister decided to take her bloody sweet time in the bathroom, my school uniform had that laundry smell because it wasn't dried properly on the previous day, someone used all my toothpaste, my phone charger didn't even connect to my phone properly so it died when i got to school and my drink bottle tasted like plastic :( SIGH But besides that, the whole day just flew past. At the end of the day, I had Design. I felt uber high and didnt bother to do my work, I graffitied Xenia's yellow pencilcase instead :D ..and that's the back of my Design book.


NOTE: I look like a fag cus I couldn't see through Xenia's thick glasses! LOL

ROFL @ what the teachers said today.
Media teacher: "We are all Bush supporters"
Design teacher: "She used teabags"
Yeah doesn't sound very funny now, but if you're immature like me, you'd laugh LOL

BRACES ON FRIDAY, BEEYOTCH! xx