Wednesday, December 30, 2009

so it ends here, bro


at the beginning of the year, some friends and i had sat down and made a list of things i should do this year. i kind of abandoned my list half way through the year, however i managed to accomplish a few things without knowing it.

this year i have..
- got drunk at andrew's + tai's after many talks with friends, fine. i admit it lol)
- got slapped by Uyen Hoang at her birthday party, i got her back :D
- stole something over ten dollars eric's Polo Black Ralph Lauren
- tagged sister-in-law's couch ROFL no i did not write my name on it.. i sat on it with my bare bottom!
- eat AB - crawled through a window (during a boring physics lesson)
- rolled on a random's lawn at the twin's birthday
- purchased G Star jeans at the L.A.X. boxing day sale :)
- purchased 12* pairs of shoes *orignal goal was 20 pairs, but i managed more than half ;D
- climbed a tree in Renmark on a family trip
- attended a wog party Ellie's 16th (Y)
- started a blog
- played pool
- vandalized a teacher's property Mr. McEvoy's drink bottle, i had changed his name 'Eoin' to 'Oink' mehs something along those lines
- go to formal attended Christian Brother's College formal, Our Lady of the Sacred Heart College formal and Blackfriars formal (Y)
- dressed like Uyen Hoang to school tried to wear eyeliner and fuzzy hair /failed lol
- get a xxx wax ladies, trust me.. it doesnt hurt :)
- grow my nails they got freakishly long, eventually i got peer pressured to cut them lol
- talk to a stoner sat at the beginning of Rundle Mall and was stuck in a conversation with a stoner who offered me some of his fruit box =="
- touch a boob :) Valando's left boob (Y) she forgot to wear a bra one day and bams. you got VEE'D! LOL

hrms. for 2010, i'm going to write a new list :) and i will achieve everything on that list! NO MATTER WHAT! i want to make 2010 a good year for myself as i become 'legal' at the end of that year and i finish my highschool years. not to mention.. wtf bro, it's 2010!? bloody future shit if you ask me ;) any suggestions on what i should do next year?

hope you all had a good 2009 and for those who didnt, erase the tape and start over. it's never to late and its much more healthy to start a new year with a positive attitude rather than left over emo-strokes from the previous year. HAPPY MOTHERFUCKN NEW YEAR PEEPS! drink away your sorrows, dance away your problems and scream at the top of your lungs :)

live your life to the fullest, xx

Monday, December 28, 2009

dayam you's a sexy bitch

WHOOPP! my last post abt christmas was my 69th post! LOL well at least it says so. /shrugs thought that was cool. lol



on boxing day, a close family friend got married. wedding wasn't very 'bright'. im not a fan of weddings, i go for the food so it kinda evens out. lol i wore the Razak dress my sister-in-law and her sister bought for me and kinda rushed my make up and hair. mehs it was actually fair boring and awkward for everyone. mmms, either way, im happy for that guy and the bride was fckn gorgeous even if she was an import from vietnam :)

well christmas is over. BOXING DAY SALES STARTED! they started on sunday. for the first time i actually made an effort to go to these things.. on the actual first day. it was apeshit! i got told david jones was opening at 7am. LIAR! got there at 7.30am and there was already a line. a line full of international people as they already live in town. lol lucky bastards D:

made it onto tv for a split second as channel 9 was filming the turnout of the boxing day sales. i did turn to the camera and said 'HI MOM!' but i guess that cut that part out :( lol the l.a.x sale was apeshit! farkkk, there was a line and the prices on the garments.. REDONKULOUS! i spent a fair bit there. purchased several pairs of demin shorts, a pair of jeans, a few singlets and some boardies :)

after town, my sister-in-law and i headed home for some AB. then we headed out again! lol this time with my mother, father and uncle. we had some relatives from perth down for christmas.. which i had no idea abt. LOL and they were leaving. before they left we went to harbourtown for some more exciting shopping :D lol i didnt buy much, a jumper (yeah i knwo its summer, shh), a jacket for my lover, a pair of flats and a singlet. then we headed to the aiport.

LOL. we got to the airport and we had to wait for the perth people to check in. my sister and i was not aware of the time so we decided to head into Witchery at the Adelaide Airport. LOL mommy followed us and we all asumed there wasnt gonna be anything that wouldve 'attracted' us. oh were we wrong or what! LOLOL 20 mins later, my daddy and uncle walks into the shop and i was like.. 'are they ready?' (gets ready for the sad goodbye face lol) daddy replied 'they already left' ROFL! we didnt say goodbye to them.. why? because we were shopping. LOLOL either way sister bought a nice belt and i bought mommy a nice shirt :)

verdict of the sales? fair good. i'm not much of a shopper, honestly i dont enjoy shopping that much and i shop for the wrong things. i still havent found a person that i can actually shop with and just never had the time or money to shop. however for the past week, i've spent over 2k :( dont really knwo where the money's coming from nor do i know how much is left. on sunday alone, i spent 950$+ no more spending for me until mid next yr! lol

did anyone go to the sales and buy anything exciting? xx

Friday, December 25, 2009

go get them Pikachu!

MERRY CHRISTMAS DOUCHE&GOOB READERS AND HOPING YOU ALL A HAPPY NEW YEAR! wishing you and your family a happy and safe holiday :)





how was christmas ya'll? lol i got woken up early in the morning to open up presents. i didnt get any, i just had to take pictures of the kids opening theirs! LOL my sister decided to buy a christmas tree.. ON CHRISTMAS EVE after wrapping all the presents. however she never got around to it, then she went off to a party and i was in charge of setting up the presents downstairs. i got some vases together and stuck a yellow paper star on top. looks pretty kellah aye ;)

i'm not usually a christmas person, never really gave presents nor celebrated it. but this year.. i ended up blowing off 1.2k in four days without knowing it. spending it all on presents for everyone :)
neice - whole lot of crafty stuff
nephew - Transformer 2: Bubblebee toy
mother - Stella top and a Regatta top
father - Blaq dress shirt
uncle - pair of Blaq shorts
oldest brother - Big W (LOL) boxers and chocolate
other brother - Oroton wallet
sister-in-law - Christian Dior Poison perfume
brothers girlfriend - Chopard Wish perfume
sister-in-law's sister - Britney Spears Fantasy perfume
Julie - sunscreen (LOL cuz im racist and she's cambo)
my lover - a Polo Ralph Lauren wallet
my lover's mother - Lanvin Arpege perfume
cousin - Highschool Musical Mug
younger cousin - Twilight book
other younger cousin - Havianas
Hieu&Sinh - cn't tell cuz they read this blog lol
aunties, other uncles and relatives - Lindt chocolate

Julie gave me a box of Macca's cookies and a voucher to Betts that she won (we were doing KK with a litmit of 5$ lol), my sister-in-law and her sister gave me a Razak dress and my lover got me a lovely Pandora bracelet :)




what did you guys buy your family members and received for christmas? xx

Sunday, December 13, 2009

according to you


so guess what douches and goobs? i have a job. mehs its not very exciting nor fun but i just thought i'd tell you guys :) so anyone wanna take a guess what i do? LOLOL gyeahs, i do it illegally. i sort cherries up in the hills (Y) LOL! i dont know where it is.. but it's an hour drive from my house to the place. i stand around for 8 hours and pick out the rotten or damaged cherries which go though the belt thing on the sorting table. LOLOL can you imagine the excitement i get when i come across a really really rotten cherry? I JUMP FOR JOY BEEYOTCH ;D im kidding. its the most disgustingest thing i've seen all month. /shakes

the pay's alright. sucky thing is that.. theyre making me work on CHRISTMAS, BOXING DAY AND NEW YRS! i dont finish this thing until the 10th of January. if i take a day off, there goes 100$. yes thats right, i'm earning approximately 100$ a day ;D ;D hell tiring, you stand for like 8 hours. you dont sit down until lunch :( got hell leg cramps and stuff. this job requires me to get my ass out of bed at and out the door by 5.10am then it's a fuckn one hour drive to the cherry farm D:

my ipod's hold button is not holding! dear santa, can i please have a new ipod for christmas :)

what's the most interesting job that you ever had? if you have not ever had a job, what job do you think is the coolest?

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

cus i'm a free bitch, baby!










on the 4th of december was my 17th birthday. mmms, i dont enjoy my birthdays. something bad always happens. this year i tried to avoid doing anything that could prevent something bad from happening. mehs, it didnt work. on the day that marked my 17th birthday, i got kicked out of the house. i've had that threat used against me for ages, just my sister never got around to doing it. but that day, on my actual birthday, i got the boot.

the night was spent with some girlfriends at a karaoke bar and pancake house. i havent been to a karaoke bar for ages, just never had people to go with and never had the time to. but from this day on.. i am gonna go more often cuz singing helps me release my anger. my voice may sound very pleasant and may break a few windows but i dont care :) the food at pancake house wasnt so bad, the kranskies were awesome! honestly, the pancakes at pancake house arent even that good =="

either way, yeah my disappearance once again. it's not that im not motivated to blog this time. it's just i dont have the internet too :( kinda sad aye. /change of topic love is in the air once again. the love bug has flown around and has farted on everyone! feeling dirty aye? LOL im madly in love with my block of rocky road :D

so readers of this awesome blog ROFL what are you expecting in your stockings this christmas? last yr, my boyfriend at that time and i played a game. the aim of the game was to get each other a present below 5$ :) honestly, it's hard to find something nice for a special someone for 5 bucks. he cheated though, he had a friend who worked at a bookstore and got that person to sell the Twilight book to him for 5$. i end up making an A5 scrapbook :D it was pretty cool. i wish i photographed it, the scrapbook was my art journal, so it had random sketches. i stuck heaps of colourful paper and heaps of photos of us in it. mmms memories do fuck you over aye? LOL

got my report back, isnt very good looking at all. i saw it coming though, so i wasnt that devo :)
ENGLISH COMS - B
MATHS STUDIES - D
AUSTRALIAN STUDIES - A
BIOLOGY - E
ART - A
RELIGION - A

how did ya'll go with your report?