Showing posts with label moma. Show all posts
Showing posts with label moma. Show all posts

Sunday, May 9, 2010

cigarettes and corsets


Yeah, we don't really celebrate mother's day. I made an effort to go see moma bear though, then we went shopping :D I collected my Superday leather bomber jacket ♥ Kinda disappointed in it, at first when I put it on layby it looked pretty deadly, now that I've paid it off and wearing it.. it kind of just looks like any other leather jacket? /sighs kinda queer, but oh wells.. I still like it :) Yeah I posted a picture of the back of the jacket because the model's face makes the front of the jacket look douchey!

Was at Kmart with mother, in the mood for underwear shopping. I went to try on something then suddenly mom yells out "WAIIIIIT!" and runs out of the isle in a crouching tiger position, with a pair of spandex undies in the air! she looked like she was hunting ==" turns out, she wanted to come with me to the change rooms :D

I need to find motivation to clean my room, it's looking a bit crazy!
Seeyou later alligator, xx

Saturday, May 8, 2010

got me like, oh my gosh!


DOUCHE&GOOB TURNS 1 TODAY :D

Last night I attended a friends 18th, needless to say.. a lot of drinking was involved :) Typical party stuff; music, spring rolls, drinks, friends, shots, dance and sweat LOL I rocked up in a black/gold Jeans West sequin top, black Cotton On tube high waisted skirt, gold Witchery sequin belt and a pair nude Tony Bianco heels. I found it hard to dance comfortably as my skirt kept riding up my ass ==" Apparently the birthday girl got so hammered, she chucked up on her cake LOL this was moments after I left, not that devo about missing out on vomit cake, I actually like cake!







Was suppose to see the mister last night but I fell asleep :) I haven't been sleeping properly all week, last night's sleep was fuckn amazing! 8.5hrs :D

Moma's Day tomorrow ♥

Monday, April 12, 2010

Unimaginable Pain


Do you have full on manipulative parents? Parents who don't give a fuck about what really makes you happy? They think that whatever they do is considered as 'doing the right thing'. And even if they know you don't like it or that it upsets you, they automatically think that you'll get over it.

My mother killed apart of me last night, a part that won't come back to me until a very long time; my photo wall. God knows what my mother has against my wall. Those who have seen it may think it's just a random display of photos taken within the pass few years. To me, my wall is a part of my life. It holds both negative and positive memories, memories which replay in my head as soon as it is seen.. almost like a library? My own personal library. The only thing that was worth coming back to this place everyday was this wall. It doesn't matter if I may had a fight with a family member which resulted to screaming and tears or a shitty day at school, I always knew that my wall would always, 100% guaranteed be there for me.

I had to destroy a part of me in order to make my mother happy. This morning I woke up, turned to my wall and felt useless as warm tears rolled down my face.

Saturday, September 5, 2009

motherchucker

so i spent the day at my mom's place. shes struck by the flu and i was there to rub in her face that i never get sick ;D ;D LOL this is what my mom did to me today:
  • she asked me if i watched.. PORN! 
  • she admitted that she hated my ex because he had stupid hair
  • she tried to lie about the CONDOMS that i found in her drawer D: 

vee: MOM WHAT IS THIS! /points
mom: oo.. i.. um got them in a magazine!
vee: HOW COME I DONT GET ANY IN MY MAGAZINES!
mom: O____O ILL SUE THEM IF THEY GIVE IT OUT IN YOUR MAGAZINES!

  • she killed a bug.. ON MY FACE! /slap
  • she told me about the arranged marriage that she had set up for me with a family friend. (yeah she does this a lot. apparently im promised to another 1873872648175 people ==")

eugh. anyhoo, just did some oldschool google chroming and found backstage pictures of the Miu Miu Fall/Winter 2009 Collection. the photos look cool. i wanna work backstage of a fashion show one day (Y) hrms. beee killahh, maybe i can design Optimus Prime inspired suits! HOW MOTHERFOCKEN SICK IS THAT! RAHRAHRAH ;D 

oh btw. i tried but it wont come out. i tried to take photos of my purple hair but it wont come out. i'll try tomorrow in natural light ;D

party like a rockstar, xoxo

Sunday, June 21, 2009

p-p-p-party everyday

a drawing Thuong did for me :)
i love you long time too Thuongie /mwahs

today i finally revealed to my mother that i 'groom down there' often. she froze, stared and stood up. she pointed her index finger at me and said "YOU'RE GONNA GET VERY BAD REGROWTH!" and left the room.

today my mother had to take my best friend home after a day's worth of shopping. whiles going down the highway, she mumbled "now, we need to go down the highway and turn into Ngan's house.. SO I CAN TAKE A HUGE PISS!". she must've forgotten that we were in the car.

i love my mother very much :)

when money begins to grow on trees, i would become THE BIGGEST NATURE HIPPIE :D

you know you love me, xoxo

Sunday, May 10, 2009

yo moma!

mood: tired, cold (i have socks on to prevent my toes from falling off :D)
listening to: Souljah Boy - Kiss Me Thru The Phone

10th of May 2009, Mother's Day :)
i hope you and your mom had an awesome day today
so, what'd you end up getting for your mother this year?

on friday night, my brother and i roamed around town trying to find our mom a present. hrms, epic fail. my mom's one of them people who winge when people get her presents cuz she thinks it's a waste of dosh rahrahrah it was soo hard to try to find something. my brother and i bought her a wallet for her birthday back in feb so we looked for shoes. there was a huge sale on Grosby slippers in the shoe department in Myer so i suggested slippers. we end up picking out a pair of these sock-ugg boots which had this killah stripey pattern on it. "jail boots for mom?" (Y) but then mehs i suggested we get something for grandma too so we ended up getting the jail boots for her and some chocolate-brown fluffy slippers for mom. but yes.. "JAIL BOOTS FOR GRANDMA!" she a g-unit now :D too bad i didnt have a picture of her in them. she wont take them off now.. CUZ THEYRE GLUED ON WITH HER GRANDCHILDREN'S LOVE! narhs. cuz she finds it hard to bend over and pull them off. ROFL! SHE STUCK ;)

anyways, i was going through my 'My Received Files' and found this image of this corny fish, sent by TRUONG NGUYEN. its lame but ownage at the same time. rofl mehs i have a maths test tomorrow on Geometry and Mensuration Solutions. i have no idea what it is.. but im kinda understanding it :D kudos to me!

pretty sick-kient ayes? this probs made my day, yeah i know.. LAME! alright. i'm gonna go back to studying for my maths test for tomorrow, then shower then probs do something random and hit the sack. i have a craving for mud cake D: sorry if this was boring, really didnt do anything today. oh yeahs, my mom comes up with strategies to kay-oh my acne issue. she rubbed a mixture of egg whites and lemon and smeared it on my face. not only did my face tightened up, she got it in my ear too ==" I HATE SCHOOL! I HAVE SHIT SUBJECTS TOMORROW! GEEBUS ..

vee: i dont even know what he sees me as now..
clarence: a girl i hope..
vee: ==" thanks FOK!

ciao, xoxo