Showing posts with label fail. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fail. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

HOLD MY POODLE!


Dear Tough-Person,
Did you shove a handful of laxatives up your ass this morning..
WHY IS THERE SO MUCH SHIT COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!?
That is all.
Much Love, Vy Nguyen.

Other than my mood swings, I attempted to do some more cooking today.. and I plan to come to school in one piece tomorrow :D I made some Cannoli rolls, half failed. For those who don't know what it is, it's an Italian dessert; this roll crap with this cream thing inside. Yeah I do a fair good job of describing things! I would say the presentation of my dish isn't so bad, just the taste of it.. the cream's too eggy and yeah.. just too much egg LOL

Going to cook this for my practical for Food&Hospitality tomorrow, wish me luck! The teacher's a little bitch, I bet you he's going to complain no matter what.

Catch ya later alligator, xx

Monday, September 14, 2009

in the night i here them talk, the coldest story ever told

m-m-m-moooooonnnndays!

today felt like it was never going to end, overall today felt like an odd day. i left the house in the morning, shutting the door behind myself feeling as though today was a completely wrong day to be going to school. i paused and was about to turn back and return to my beloved bed but mehs, i didnt have the keys to the house, so fuck that idea ==' 

weekend was devo. didnt end up going to the show :( devo, yeahs. i guess i'm in the progress of saving. LOL @ THAT IDEA! i'm hopeless ==' Hieu went to the show too, but she couldnt get me my Transformers showbag, DOUBLE DEVO! oh wells. next year, i shall go all out ;D

there was a terrible fire today located in the north of Adelaide at the Kilburn Plastic Factory. IT WAS FUCKING AMAZING! i saw the flames.. AND THE JET BLACK SMOKE! ZOMG. it looked like a mushroom cloud. i felt like i was in a Transformers movie! i was expecting Optimus Prime to come out of the bushes and do somethign cool to save little Adelaide! ROFL. yeahh.. i watched Transformers 2 before i saw the flames! LOL i tried to take a picture of the smoke that came from the fire, FAIL. my photo looks like a tornado D: 

picture: Tait Schmaal

last wednesday my school gave us the day off for the show. Julie, Hieu and i ft. Nancy hanged out in town and did a little bit of shopping. we tried on strange dresses; Hieu picked out this navy blue bathing-suit material hugging dress which had rows of peacock-like feathers on the bottom, OH IT WAS GORGEOUS ==' LOL  it fitted well and looked actually decent, but it kept riding up and everytime i tried to pull it down, some of the feathers would come off D: there was weathers everywhere! i took the wrong size for that dress and didnt realised until i had stripped down to my undies, so i quickly put on my shorts and tee and rushed outside to get the size ten. on my way out this girl gave me the most uneasiest look ever. i grabbed my size and went back to my changeroom.. 

vee: OH NO WONDER WHY THAT GIRL OUTSIDE WAS GIVING ME WEIRD LOOKS! 
hieu: .. why? D: 
vee: I FORGOT TO DO MY FLY @__________@" 
hieu: ROFLMFAO ;D ;D 

Julie, Hieu and i also tried on the same dress in the Whistles cuz coincidently, they had three left, all in our sizes! /giggle we saw Hieu's boobie! LOLOL i bought a jacket from there.. with Hieu's help! LOL cheers babe :) Shakuhachi military jacket ~ 

after Julie left, Hieu and i went to Bardot to try on more clothes. this got a bit outta hand! LOL the task was to pick out outfits for each other. too bad we couldnt get a picture of the tiedyed dress and pink/purple gypsy pants but we did get a picture of the playsuit thing. it felt extremely awkward to walk around in it! but it was KELLAHHH ;D 

other than that. i've had these crazy ideas for my room, since im not allowed to paint the section of the wall behind my door, i'm gonna stick more shit on it. inspirational stuff (Y) and probs more photos! LOL im not going to take the guest room. i really really really hate the curtains and the amount of space! i can fit a bloody lounge in there! and i dont think my sister in law's sister is going to take it either, she has a single bed atm. imagine that; a single bed in a 5mx5m room.. and to add on, she's really scared of 'ghosts' and cnt stand the walk in wardrobe! lol what a waste of a room aye? haha :P

woooooo! i get out at 12.30pm tomorrow ;D i love my frees (Y)

i miss you, you're never around anymore.. i'm suffocating.

party like a rockstar, xoxo

Monday, August 10, 2009

damn, you's a sexy bitch

"she's nothing like a girl you've ever seen before
nothing you can compare to your neighborhood whore
i'm tryna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful"

David Guetta ft. Akon - Sexy Bitch ♥

gyeahs, been a bit lazy, devo and sick to blog. as mentioned before, i got hit by a stomach virus last week, AND NOW IM ON TOP OF THE WORLD AGAIN! LOL horrible morning today, i missplaced my tie and only had ten mins to get ready AND Baker's Delight didnt have my beloved scone =\ school was a drag and mehs. i hated todays weather, loud thunder and rain :(

well last night was amusing. a friend of mine had posted "kids the days are backwards, hookups before relationships" which i found quite irritating. cuz well, she kind of has no rights to be calling these kids 'backwards' just cuz they choose to hook up before starting a relationship, you feel me? so i commented "haha, but isnt that the fun part abt being a teen?" meaning, teens can get away with it, its a part of growing up and all. one of this girl's friend calls me a 'slert' for saying so. MEGA LOL! farkk man, keyboard warrior much? ROFLMFAO ;D this chick who called me a 'slert' reckons it's way more fun getting drunk and rolling on the floor! i'm laughing at you sweetie, not with you :D
below is a photo of my Pollution poster for Religion, my left ring finger and Pac Man cookies that i baked on the weekend (FAIL). MY NAIL BROKE! IT WAS MY LONGEST NAIL TOO D; devooooooo. oh and pairs of jeans that i have bought.. in my mind. in reality, i can not afford them. they're all 200$+ =\ i'm loving bleached and ripped styles ;D ;D

you know you love me, xoxo

Thursday, June 18, 2009

it's over

exams are over, the worry is gone. PARTY LIKE A ROCKSTAR, THE WEEKEND IS WAITING! i failed maths studies exam.. haha. half of what was in the exam wasnt even in the revision booklet. only filled out like 8 questions, then began to day dream.. ;D ;D mehs. it was cold too.. really cold. had a chicken and lamb yiros for lunch today.. it was rip off. $7.90 for a puny wrap, gosh. they packed onion hardcore and there was hardly any tomato!

vee: can i have a chiken and lamb yiros please
yiros chick: combo?
vee: .. i dont want chips and a drink ^o)
yiros chick: ? combo of chiken and lamb..
vee: yeahhhhh D:

oh, and i owned myself ..

walker: i have a DICTIONARY!
vee: .. and i have a DICK!
walker: G___________G"

Hieu and Julie crashed my place after. it kinda got weird on the bed.. but it was good though :)

hieu: sorry if i stick my foot up your ass
vee: me or julie D:
hieu: julie's ass is over there..
vee: ==' oh.

after the girls left, i felt uber bored. so i flicked through Deviant Art and found some photos that inspired me to pull out my camera and do some 'photo-whoring' HAHA. HOLLAR EPIC FAIL! :D dont question about the Fiji bottles.

the last one's for Uyen Hoang. i found it in the kid's room.

what i wore: Grab Vest, Target school shirt, Target shorts, Adidas Superstars, Cotton On Aviators

my weekend starts tomorrow :) no mass/church for me.

catch ya lator alligator, xoxo

Friday, May 22, 2009

suga suga.

ellie: where'd you get that paintbrush?
vee: Nana's ass. /sarcasim 8-)
ellie: NANA! can i have one too?
vee&nana: LMFAOOOOOOOOO!




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well it's a friday, and my morning was the shittest morning ever! i had a physics test.. WHAT A FAIL! ROFL half way sitting through the test, the class next door, Physcology was viewing a clip on SEXUALITY! so there was speeches about GAY PEOPLE barking through the silence of the room. it was .. interesting! LOLOL well i think i offically hate Bakers Delight in Sefton Park, they dont make my scones anymore, like not at all. or maybe they do but not around 8.10-8.30am when i drop by. /sighs but besides my physics test.. my mood was shitty due to what had happened the night before. im still craving for chocolate =\

i need a job, i really need dosh atm. i feel lifeless and incontrol, yeah i know money doesnt buy happiness and love and all. but mehs, money can buy clothes and shoes and undies and bags and CHOCOLATE! AND SUSHI! D: anyone know a good place to work? with reasonable pay and hrs? hollar at me!



this dude's got hairy arms, LIKE ME ;D ;D



catch ya later alligator, xoxo
p.s I LOVE YOU XENIA! :)